I suppose that it would be ok
To be a bright red beet
But hardly anyone would like you
Even though you’re very sweet
Or maybe a tomato
Is it Veg or is it fruit?
I guess that it’s bipolar
So that just ended that pursuit
Or how about a carrot
Its shape is plain to see
Pretty much like the cigar
That got the goat of Hillary
Asparagus and broccoli
Wouldn’t make the cut
To live your whole existence
Looking at your bright green butt
Oh to be a string bean
So I could climb your vine
Way up past your kneecaps
Would make me feel just fine
It’s settled
Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors
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