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Patrick A Granfors
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Swimmer's Ku
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Bad day on the boat

Photo:Captain Van

Swim suit malfunction

The ultimate exposure

This ain’t Chippendale’s

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2009  Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 10/22/2009
I really enjoyed this funny thought!....M
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/21/2009
Clever and funny, Patrick. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/21/2009
Hilarious, Patrick! Loved it!

Anna
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/20/2009
Judging from the lady's expression she thought the fish wold be bigger bigger than an anchovy!

Georg

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser 10/20/2009
Brilliant!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 10/20/2009
And the malfunction was?
Reviewed by Steve Chering 10/20/2009
Is this a brewers poem? more like a photo caption,lol
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