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FUNNY OLD WORLD
by John W Townsend
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Ode to my sister on the otherside of the world to me Australia.


When you wake up

I am off to bed

when I call you

its the other way instead.

If I ask what are you doing

you say breakfast

I just yawn,

funny old world

dont know what its doing!

When I'm in the garden

sitting in the sun

your in bed snoring

whats going on?

then I get an email

'Been trying to contact you.'

well I was in bed

just like when I called you.

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Reviewed by Connie Faust
Amusing tale of being half-a-world apart.
Connie
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
That is what we have become, world travelers. I can relate as my daughter lives in the Netherlands. Great job, John.


GOD BLESS YOU
Tony
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