When you wake up
I am off to bed
when I call you
its the other way instead.
If I ask what are you doing
you say breakfast
I just yawn,
funny old world
dont know what its doing!
When I'm in the garden
sitting in the sun
your in bed snoring
whats going on?
then I get an email
'Been trying to contact you.'
well I was in bed
just like when I called you.