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A Diamond-Tipped Ice Pick?
by Erin E Kelly-Moen
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Watching 'CSI: Miami', tonight, a 2007
Rerun, the murder weapon was
A diamond-tipped ice pick!
I didn’t know such a thing existed!
It was a bridal-registry gift, priced
At $800.00. Holy Shit! Ha! At me…

I can see the benefits of a diamond-tipped
Ice pick, sol(i)d hardness versus hardened
Water; having struggled to clip a few cubes
Off a refrozen block, or hundreds! But,
All I’d ever seen were base metal picks,
Or butter knives, or meat tenderizers.
A diamond-tipped ice pick? Could I use
One? Hell, yes! And, I probably never will…

Ah, Irony! Let me kiss you with my
Diamond-shaped lips, frozen by time!
 

Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen
© Copyright 2/18/09
 

 

 

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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
amazing--i guess its the gift for someone who really does have everything!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Amazing write on what mankind can think of....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
ERIN - I CONCUR!

As stated below, Matlack LACKS COUTH! An intelligent murderer would never use and Leave a Diamond-tipped Icepick - too much value - would take it with him/her! As there are no Riflings on such a shaft, ballistics would have a problem matching the weapon, wouldn't they?

I always thought that the perfect murder weapon mught be a WATER GUN with a Nitrogen -Powered capsule, that shot a pure H20 ICICLE - this would melt quickly, with the water blending with the predominant body fluid, Water - leaving no trace - just a narrow, deep hole!

How's that for a Who-Dun-Nit Plot?

peace - Tom.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
What will they think of next. Will diamond ice picks work better, because they're diamond? They all work the same. *sigh* Some have too much on their hands ... still, I'd a said the same thing, "Holy shit!" LOL Well penned, Erin.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
CSI Miami is the best of that series with the Vegas one running a close second & I remember that particular show and I also remember seeing it for the first time...my thought was, "WHAT THE HELL DOES ONE NEED WITH A DIAMOND-TIPPED ICE PICK?" But then again I just bang my ice cubes on the counter top, ain't I definitely just trailor trash...LOL! Ed
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
This is nice,very well written,take care

Edwin
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