I got problems
We all have problems
Or do problems have us?
I have a real strong attitude
It just helps me keep my latitude
In return it increases my gratitude
Problems I might have
But problems aren't going to have me
Overcome, adapt and improvise
That's my philosophy in life
Forget that chump Murphy
He can take his freaking law and shove it
When a problem pops up via Mr Murphy
I get to work on solving the sucker
It might beat my butt for awhile
But in awhile
And as soon a possible
It will be impossible
For a problem to beat me
I fight dirty when I get cornered
Forget being beaten and dishornored
If there's a solution
I'm going to make the right motion
Then create the right potion
To send the problem into the ocean