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Pinto Beans
by Sandra S Corona
Friday, December 04, 2009
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A tribute to a horse, a Pinto named Beans. As you all know (who know me at all), you can't keep a clown down. My mission is life is to share laughter so~this is a silly poem by Sillysal (the Clown) with my illustration.


      Pinto Beans
(a tribute to the horse, of course)

I bought a Pinto named Beans--
he blew a hole in my jeans.
I never used a saddle
(leather would chafe my straddle).
I'm just a human bein'.

When brown Beans belched, threw a shoe.
It hit a guy sure to sue.
Where'd he hail? He had no clue.
Beans took off his high heels, flu.
What the heck?  Hooves ached, shoes new.

My Pinto, Beans, went astray,
returned, slunk the entire day.
Herd he swang with a donkey--
the songstress drunk on whiskey,
kicked his romp ... or so they say.

Beans stood oozin' gas to blast
everyone clear to the past.
Dinosaurs gobbled him up.
Acid gave Rex the he-cups--
blew Beans to the future, FAST!

A cross-dresser was poor Beans
(glad he couldn't wear my jeans).
Have his picture on my wall
all decked out--dress, heels and all.
Now the future's full of Beans!

LettuceDance2003SandraSCorona

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Reviewed by John Flanagan 12/4/2009
Nice one, Sandra!

John
Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/4/2009
Great write, Sandra.
Reviewed by steve Chering 12/4/2009
Beans beans good for your heart. the more you eat the more you,,,great poem Sandra.
Reviewed by Felix Perry 12/4/2009
Love it. too funny.
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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 12/4/2009
I'm always full of beans, Sandra. So I can relate.
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 12/4/2009
:) Oh boy! When I see the title of this super funny gem, my thinking was Pinto beans? Get the oxygen out! Great Write, Sandy.

GOD BLESS
Tony
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