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Don't Call Him Ray
by The Bear Paw
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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There once was a man named Ray  {Not A Poet}
Who penned himself to a fray  {And I Know It}
With ink he did dance
Till he fell in a trance
Now you doesn't have to call him Ray.  {ZOMBIE, BUZZARD}

 

(c) Carolyn Red Bear, 2009
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P.S.  I cannot be held responsible for any of this
because the devil made me do it.

 

 


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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 8/24/2009
Clever and funny. It reminds me of the limmericks Regis writes...M
Reviewed by Debra Bateman 8/18/2009
lol very nice : )
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh 6/12/2009
You are good at these
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge 6/11/2009
The Devil is busy lately!!
Reviewed by Dawn Wilson 6/11/2009
Regis maybe the king of the limerick...but I think you're the queen!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/8/2009
Considering my "penchant" for the limerick genre, you've got to know I enjoy this, Caro. Love and best wishes,

Regis

PS: I am surprised at the number of people who do not know what a limerick is.
Reviewed by . . 6/7/2009
Now you doesn't made me do it.
A play with words in a very interesting way.
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 6/6/2009
This poem puts a smile on my face,very funny and clever,take care

EDWIN
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/5/2009
Yes the buzzard,
Is as well a card,
But around him you should guard,
The fact that you are more so a bard,
Though he can to be in his own way most avant-garde...Ed
Reviewed by OnepoetGem * 6/5/2009
I know a Ray who well deserves this my dear, he broke a sweet lady friend of mines heart, flame on, cheers
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/5/2009
I remember One "Raymand Jay Johnson" Might that be him? in the Picture?, I had a great friend that resemble The Character to the "T"
and he used to hate it when I brought out the subject, Because he too was short and looked just like him.....
I used to enjoyed watching "Raymond Jay Johnson"
Peace & love be with you

William
Reviewed by John Martin 6/5/2009
Alas, Bear I remember him well …Now you can call me Ray or you call call me Jay, or you can called Ray Jay or can call me Jay Ray but you doesn’t have to call me Ray.
Reviewed by Paul D Berube 6/5/2009
Very funny, Bear. Well done.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/4/2009
fun and glad you admitted doing it;-)lol...ET
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/4/2009
" HE" don't know it, don't HE? But you do!
Hugs! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 6/4/2009
way cute...Lady J
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/4/2009
LOL GREAT LIMERICK FOR A POET WHO IS NOT A POET. LOL

FEE
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/4/2009
so very clever!!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace 6/4/2009
Oh my.....what a funny name..ZOMBIE BUZZARD...opps did I say that...(Giggles)..good one sweet lady...Hugsss......
Reviewed by Ray { Not a Poet } 6/4/2009
HA HA HA , it might take a minute to comment on this :)
The devil made you do it, I think I know him LOL

This made my day { Laughing } thank you
Ray {ZOMBIE, BUZZARD} I've been called worse :)

You do know what paybacks are right?
Ray {ZOMBIE, BUZZARD}
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/4/2009
Ooooh, Bear, you're going to be in troooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuble....LOL Too funny; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/4/2009
He got Edvard's old mattress with a hole to pair with the one in his head.
Have you seen a buzzard without feathers? yucky! LOL

Georg

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/4/2009
You're going to get in trouble, Bear - LOL!!! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/4/2009
The Zombie Buzzard - WOW! He might want to meet my brother - The Jersey Devil!


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