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· She's My Dad

· A British Petroleum Afternoon

· Mom-in-Law

· That P Word

· Organized Religion

· So Long, Mr. Hot Pants

· Slough of Despond

· Malibu Majesty

· Lament for Eden

· The Faithbug

· Rain of Toxic Terror

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by Iolanthe Woulff
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
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This is pure fiction, although, like most folks, I do occasionally have my obsessive-compulsive moments.

Compulsive, compulsive... Why, could that be me?

I am prone, now and then, to obsess.

My home's not just tidy, it's crazily clean;

I will NOT co-exist with a mess.


The flatware is polished, the linens are crisp,

and the kitchen's maniacally neat.

My living-room curtains hang razor-edge straight.

I get fussy, so please wipe your feet.


I alphabetize all my spices, of course,

because cumin can't sit next to thyme.

I'll not write with pencils unless they are sharp,

or compose an unnatural rhyme.


I can't abide clutter. One stain on the rug,

and it's Valium City for me.

(I swear, if that mutt goes to sleep on my bed,

we'll have dog-gumbo dinner, you'll see!)


My hair's always perfect; if one's out of place,

I must coif it all over a-gain.

Despite this, I am a nice person; although,

there are times I'm a terrible pain...!





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Iolanthe Woulff

She's My Dad

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  1. unraveling
  2. Fading into the unknown
  3. Presence
  4. Breathe A New Love In Me
  5. digesting newness
  6. Reincarnation
  7. Great King Phallus
  8. You're Not Alone
  9. I Wish I Knew
  10. Another Chance
  11. See Me
  12. When the Devil Bites an Angel...
  13. Spring, Breathtakingly Beautiful Spring
  14. Silver Hates Thor
  15. Missed By No One
  16. In Loving Memory
  17. An Old Man Ponders
  18. spring times 3
  19. Drawbacks
  20. So, What?

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