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Sound And Sense
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Tom Hyland
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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"A Warped Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste!'
"Waist Not - Want Not!"
In the immortal words of Oliver Twist -
"Please Sir - can I have More?"
Jean Luc Piquard ...
'MAKE IT SO!"
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Sound and Sense
© - Tom Hyland - 08-19-09
Some sounds make Sense -
Some Don’t!
Some Senses sense Sound -
Others Won’t!
Your eye can’t Smell -
Your nose can’t Hear -
Your ear can’t Taste -
Oh dear - oh dear - oh Dear!
Would I give you a ‘Bum Steer?’
As the bell did toll, or Peal -
She did her banana - Peel -
Her Squealing bounced off the Ceiling -
Isn’t a cry of Glee Appealing?
While the dealer was Dealing -
His tactile sense was Feeling -
His cut finger was Healing -
‘Cause his corpuscles were Congealing!
Is your Crazy Glue working? Sealing?
Is your sense of sound - Sound?
Or - do you have trouble Hearing?
Is a lack of sense - Nonsense?
Does praying require Kneeling?
If a tree falls in the Woods -
And no one is Present -
Does the thudding sound Reverberate?
Is it harsh - or Pleasant?
By now - are your senses Reeling?
‘Very’ - en Espanol - es - Muy -
I - in Francais - is - Moi -
An exclamation is - My Oh My!
Ours is not - to reason Why!
Ithyphallic has two diverse meanings:
1. relating to or composed in the meter used in hymns
to the ancient Greek god, Bacchus -
2. in sculpture, painting, or other art, having or showing an erect penis.
An obvious reaction to admiring Venus!
In Closing - let me say This - about That -
Is there Sound - in Sense?
Is there Sense - in Sound?
How much does it Cost - in Cents -
To Replace - Nonsense with - Common Sense?
© - TKH
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| Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks |
8/22/2009 |
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Common Sense? Didn't Thomas Paine write about this over 200 years ago? Shoud be manditory reading for some...every year. (oh, not you included :o) Another great read, friend Tom...
Blessings and Love - Micke |
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| Reviewed by Karen Palumbo |
8/19/2009 |
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Think that is where we are at the moment as common sense went out some time ago I'm afraid...
Be always safe,
Karen |
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| Reviewed by Joyce Bell |
8/19/2009 |
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| UNFORTUNATELY TOM, EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN SET OF 'COMMON SENSE RULES'...NOW WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?? THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS |
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| Reviewed by J'nia Fowler |
8/19/2009 |
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| LOL. How much indeed. What does one do when they feel like 2 cents waiting for change? J'nia |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
8/19/2009 |
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Can man get constipated by drinking Crazy Glue?
EDvard, Ole Brother
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| Reviewed by Lori Moore |
8/19/2009 |
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| Nonsense can be replaced with a degree through the use of cents, but I'm not sure cents can buy common sense. Very nice. |
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