Yet another Non-Poem - set to 4-line Verses -

AFTER THIS ... NEW ADDRESS ... GITMO!

COLLUSION?

© - Tom Hyland - 09-13-09


What IF -


Chemical Manufacturers Joined With -
Food Manufacturers and Pharmaceutical Manufacturers -
In Order to Generate a Never-Ending Captive Audience of -
Addicted, Obese, Diabetic Sick People?

Just like Cattle, being Fattened for Slaughter -
Chemicals, Preservatives, Dyes, Sugars, Aspartame -
“Rat Poison’ - And other Totally Un-Natural Additives -
All Approved by The F.D.A.!

First, get ‘Them’ to Eat and Drink Unhealthy Things -
That Taste Good - Thus Addicting ‘Them.’
Grease, Saturated Fats, Sugar, ‘Enriched’ Flour,
‘Carbohydrate Heaven’ - All - To Go!

Next - We Need to - Organize, Own, and Operate -
Multiple ‘Fast Food’ Chains -
Pizza Pies - Submarines - Hoagies - Foot-Long Hot Dogs -
Greasy French-Fries, Onion Rings, and More!

Case in Point - When I was about Twelve - in 1952 -
Very First “Sub-Shop” Opened at Light & Fort Avenue -
Prior to This, there were only Restaurants -
With ‘Normal’ Balanced Meals!


Sure, besides the Big, Fancy Restaurants -
There were little ‘Ma & Pa Hole-in-the-Walls’ -
But, back then, the Hamburgers and Hot-Dogs were Mostly
“Coney Island’ Style - Not Deep-Fried Grease-burgers!

Frankfurters, or ‘Tube-Steaks’ were Boiled in Water -
Not Dipped in Batter and Deep-Fried!
And - Guess What - Most Meals were Lovingly Prepared
At Home - by Mom, and Grandma!

“You Better Eat those Peas, or Beans, or -
I’ll Box your Ears!”
“People in China are Starving!
Clean Off that Plate!”

“Waste Not - Want Not!”
“I don’t like Liver Either - but We Need Our Iron!”
“It’s Lentil Soup - Not ‘Dirt Soup’ - “Go to your Room!”
“Wait’ll I Tell your Father!”

But - That was Way Back Then - What about Now?
An Entire Generation of Fat, Baby-Boomers!
And - Their Sons and Daughters -
And - Their Grand-Sons and Grand-Daughters!

Obesity - Diabetics - Heart Problems - High Blood Pressure -
All at their Finest!
Ain’t Even Gon’na Mention Us Addicted Smokers!
May God Bless The F.D.A. and The Surgeon General!

Now - Here Comes the Third Step in the Collusion Process -
Drugs - Prescriptions - Medications -
Even More, Worse Addictions -
“Keep ‘Em Alive - And Coming Back!’

Drain Their Frigging Bank Accounts!
Marie Antoinette Said: “Let them Eat Cake!”
Our Manufacturing Corporations Along with Madison Avenue Ads Say: “Eat Me! Drink Me! Take Me!”

A Proverbial DISCLAIMER Paradise!
‘They’ Used Subliminal Ads - Until ‘They’ Got Caught!
Morning - Noon - and Night - Now -
We are Bombarded Every Fifteen Minutes on TV!

The Sheep - The Lambs - The Cattle -
Have Been Fattened - Shorn or ‘Fleeced’ -
And Now - Kept Alive by ‘Modern Medicine -
WHY? To Build More Hospitals and Fund The AMA!

Drugs - Shots - Immunizations - I.V.’s - Pills -
Liquids - Physical Therapy - Oxygen Tanks -
Laboratory Tests - Up The Wazoo! Literally!
X-Rays - Cat-Scans - MRI’s - Tests - Tests - TESTS!

COLLUSION?
Hell - I Must Be Nuts, Right?
Or - Am I Just Paranoid?
A Grumpy Ole Bastard, Maybe?

Oh - Lest I Be Remiss - What about All The SHRINKS?
Bi-Polar - Manic Depression - ADH - ADHD -
Autism - Dementia - Alzheimer’s - and More -
Prescriptions - Proscriptions - Descriptions!

And Guess What - Pilgrims?
Today - MPTV - Channel 22-1 -
Dr. Mark Hyman, M.D.
“7 Keys to ULTRA MIND”

“The Brain and The Gut Must Communicate!”
"Each Represents Only Half of the Total ‘Mind!”
“Heal The Body First - The Mind Will Follow!’
“Take Out Bad Stuff - Put In Good Stuff!”

Mercury Poisoning - Allergens - Gluten - Dairy -
He has CURED Patients With all The Maladies
Listed Above!
Read My Lips - C-U-R-E-D!


“There is No Such Thing as Junk-Food!
Only - FOOD - and JUNK!”
The Whole Medical Treatment Process Has Been
BASS-ACKWARDS!

Do Yourself a Favor -
Check him OUT!
I LIKE DOCTOR OZ -
THIS GUY IMPRESSED ME EVEN MORE!

© - TKH