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TA-DAH !
by
Tom Hyland
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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"Step Right Up, Folks -
He Walks, he Talks,
He Rolls on His Belly
Like a Reptile!"
Step Into the Tent -
See - the Amazing -
WANNABE WRITER!
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TA-DAH !
© - Tom Hyland
Well, Ghurlz n’ Ghoulz -
It Happened Over-Night -
While I Lay Sleeping -
Like an Innocent Lil Lamb!
I Knew Monday Morning -
That it Was Rapidly Approaching -
But - I Had to Go to Work -
To Keep the Wolf-E from the Door.
And - After - Had to Rush to Pool -
Lost Again! That Sucks!
But - Anyway - I Was Lucky -
On a Slot-Machine - Small ‘Hit.’
Got Home Early -
Had a Huge Meatball Sub -
For Din-Din -
Watched a Crappy Movie - Then ...
Off to Bed at Mid-Night -
After the Cock Crowed Three Times -
This AM - and a Jolt of Java -
I Checked My Stats!
VOILA! EUREKA!
JUMPING JEHOSEPHATS!
A MILESTONE HAD BEEN REACHED!
TA-DAH!
500,024 HITS!
ONE HALF MILLION -
NICE AD MEMBERS -
AND/OR VISITORS -
HAVE READ MY CRAP!
To be Sure -
I Haven’t Earned a ‘Plugged Nickel’ - YET!
No Publisher Has Beat a Path to My Door -
But - Just Think ...
IF - Each ‘Hit’ -
Had Garnered Only One Penny -
I Would Have Received -
Five Thousand Dollars!
WOW!
And - IF the Dog Hadn’t Stopped -
To Take a DUMP -
He’d a Caught the Rabbit!
TA-DAH!
© - TKH
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| Reviewed by m j hollingshead |
10/23/2009 |
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| enjoyed the read |
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| Reviewed by Regis Auffray |
10/21/2009 |
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I appreciate your wit and humor, Tom. Thanks for sharing it. Love and peace,
Regis |
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| Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford |
10/20/2009 |
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| Very clever write Tom. |
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| Reviewed by Lori Moore |
10/20/2009 |
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| And I thought dogs were supposed to be man's best friend. Congrats. |
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| Reviewed by J'nia Fowler |
10/20/2009 |
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| Way to go there Tom. And if any one of those 500,000 took to heart anything you pronounced, you can take credit for making the world a slightly better place. Bravo my friend. Hugs, J'nia |
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| Reviewed by D Johnson |
10/20/2009 |
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And if the dog had not eaten your homework, he would not have had to take a dump... Keep'em coming, old timer.
Cheers and congrats.
Dan |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
10/20/2009 |
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Ain't gonna congratulate nuthin' cos lacking a few to that dirty 500 like yours. Now we know that out there are 500.024 dumb suckers!!!!
Ta tah!
Cousin EDvard
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