THIS IS A 'PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT'

'BE KIND TO YOUR WEB-FOOTED FRIENDS'

JOISEY BARRENS RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN POSTING THIS 'MUG-SHOT' ON EVERY TREE!

UN-WANTED !


© - Tom Hyland - 5/24/12


DEAD OR ALIVE !

Have you seen this Ugly Mug
On any Milk Cartons Lately?
When said cartons reach the Trash Heaps
They help Scare the Rats Away!


This Knave’s Favorite Song Is -
“I Wanna Be Wanted!”
Poor Thing has a Good Heart, But ...
He Ain’t ‘Potty-Trained’!


Accordingly, Most of his Hard-Earned Money
Is Spent on DEPENDS!
So - if’n Anybody Out There Wants To Adopt -
BIDDING Will Begin Soon!


He Has Been Spayed, or Neutered -
Unsure Which? Or Maybe Both?
Has His Own Little Blue ‘Pot’ or Pipe -
Seeking Free ‘Mary Jane’ Donators!


CAUTION:
Must be Fed ‘BEA-NO’ Constantly ...
Else - ‘Knave Wuss-A-Lot’ ...
‘FARTS-A-LOT’!

© - TKH.