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THIS IS A 'PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT'
'BE KIND TO YOUR WEB-FOOTED FRIENDS'
JOISEY BARRENS RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN POSTING THIS 'MUG-SHOT' ON EVERY TREE!
© - Tom Hyland - 5/24/12
DEAD OR ALIVE !
Have you seen this Ugly Mug
On any Milk Cartons Lately?
When said cartons reach the Trash Heaps
They help Scare the Rats Away!
This Knave’s Favorite Song Is -
“I Wanna Be Wanted!”
Poor Thing has a Good Heart, But ...
He Ain’t ‘Potty-Trained’!
Accordingly, Most of his Hard-Earned Money
Is Spent on DEPENDS!
So - if’n Anybody Out There Wants To Adopt -
BIDDING Will Begin Soon!
He Has Been Spayed, or Neutered -
Unsure Which? Or Maybe Both?
Has His Own Little Blue ‘Pot’ or Pipe -
Seeking Free ‘Mary Jane’ Donators!
Must be Fed ‘BEA-NO’ Constantly ...
Else - ‘Knave Wuss-A-Lot’ ...
© - TKH.
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|Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
|Awwwww...he's acutey wooley one, that Jersey Devil! Surely there's nice Barrens Broad who would take-up with him...huh?...huh?...:o)
|Reviewed by Budd Nelson
glad it wasn't me.
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Such a handsome fellow that Jersey Devil does be,
Almost to be sure he does look like me...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeey