I never won the lottery again.
Another quid gone down the pesky drain
Six numbers on a ticket
Why oh why can’t I just pick it?
Life is so unfair – it really is a pain.
I never won the lottery, its true
Five numbers, not enough, it just won’t do
Four makes my wallet open
And three numbers – just a token
But I’m lucky if I manage even two
I never won the lottery – distress
No riches for my wife can I impress
It’s driving me berserk
That I’m going back to work
This dread doom is something that I must address
I never won the lottery – bad luck
My winning streak is dormant, hindered, stuck
It really isn’t funny
Cos I need a pile of money
I’d be happy as a pig in pigging muck!
I never won the lottery – Oh no
But that’s the way life is; go with the flow
Tomorrow luck could switch
Go from poor to filthy rich
So perhaps, my friends, I’ll have another go