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The Real Diet
by Vivienne G Blackledge

Thursday, October 27, 2011
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Some real truths about trying to diet

The Real Diet

Started the diet Sunday

Ate some chocolate Monday

Felt a bit sick on Tuesday

Wednesday was a ‘blues’ day

Started again on Thursday

Friday was a worse day

Ate out on Saturday

Sunday didn’t matter day

Monday gone to pot day

Tuesday eat a lot day

Wednesday fresh start day

Thursday Jam tart day

Friday was a fatter day

Ate Party food Saturday

Gave up the diet Sunday

Felt good on Monday

Skirt too tight on Tuesday

Wasn’t a good news day

Wore bigger size on Wednesday

Thursday de-tox cleanse day

Friday food for thought day

Saturday, shopping bought day

Felt fat and lazy Sunday

Starving and crazy Monday

Stuck to my guns on Tuesday

Ate currant buns  on Wednesday

Thursday was a tough day

Shaking and feeling rough day

Friday end of week day

Bought Fish & chips with my pay

Saturday eating binge day

Sunday had a ‘winge’ day

Monday back to normal day

Have’ blown’ the diet anyway

Start again? well I may

But I'll  leave it for another day.

 

 VB

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/16/2012
"Skirt too tight on Tuesday" I have had Tuesdays like that too...oh is that a skirt, I thought it said shirt...;-)e

Reviewed by Connie Faust 11/1/2011
Really cute and comical! Your diet is like most women's. Keep up the good/bad/good/bad work!

Connie
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