The Real Diet
Started the diet Sunday
Ate some chocolate Monday
Felt a bit sick on Tuesday
Wednesday was a ‘blues’ day
Started again on Thursday
Friday was a worse day
Ate out on Saturday
Sunday didn’t matter day
Monday gone to pot day
Tuesday eat a lot day
Wednesday fresh start day
Thursday Jam tart day
Friday was a fatter day
Ate Party food Saturday
Gave up the diet Sunday
Felt good on Monday
Skirt too tight on Tuesday
Wasn’t a good news day
Wore bigger size on Wednesday
Thursday de-tox cleanse day
Friday food for thought day
Saturday, shopping bought day
Felt fat and lazy Sunday
Starving and crazy Monday
Stuck to my guns on Tuesday
Ate currant buns on Wednesday
Thursday was a tough day
Shaking and feeling rough day
Friday end of week day
Bought Fish & chips with my pay
Saturday eating binge day
Sunday had a ‘winge’ day
Monday back to normal day
Have’ blown’ the diet anyway
Start again? well I may
But I'll leave it for another day.
VB