The government has a new solution to its war on drugs…

If it were up to me,

I mean if I did actually see,

A pot eating bunny rabbit,

Capture it I would and throw it in the sea…

They don’t get high,

Heaven only knows the reason why,

They eat marijuana with a voracious appetite; leaving no waste,

They almost seem to be in a hell of a haste…

I thought lettuce is what they did eat,

Seems to me a good idea; lettuce is good I hear for the feet,

Make ya’ run fast and does clean out your bowels,

Whenever I saw one I did feed it lettuce as a treat,

Now I know, they did take it from me as a deceit…

So from now on, when you see a bunny wabbit,

Be like Elmer and be verwy, verwy quiet,

Go about your business till they turn away,

Then grab them and feed them at a munchie buffet…

        © ed ~ 7/17/05