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Women aRe like tires, when oNe goes flat, we just gEt another…
by Ed Matlack

Friday, August 11, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...yes I said this HUMOR!



 


Okay so its plainly prejudicial,


But for humorous purposes I am not being judicial,


I mean to say, if I say this correctly, doing so unofficial,


I am not doing this to be in anyway superficial…J


 


I am just making the joke,


You know the word, I use it when I am at most taking a toke,


Trying to be funny, not saying anything at all against my honey,


For without her in my life, that life would be anything but sunny…J


 


So before you do at me scoff and send a hit man,


Or since this statement is about women, you’d best a hit woman,


Please give me fair warning so I can down a whole beer can,


Just again remember before you go off and make this plan,


I am only doing this for the laugh, least ways that was the case,


When I did with this poem start or should I rhyme and say began…J


© ed ~ 8/11/06


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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 8/12/2006
I'll remember that one, muuuhuuuaaahhhh!
LOL Ch'erie
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/12/2006
Runnnn you just blown aaananother fuse!!

And I refuse to get mad at you ...but know you are on my hit list!!

Love Stinky
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/12/2006
Me thinks the wimmen are gonna revolt. :) LOL--you're crazy!!!!!!!! Funny write, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 8/12/2006
Love your sense of humor (and the way you so selfless risk your life while doing it...)
Love and peace, B&R
Reviewed by Robin Adams 8/12/2006
At least we know you're joking. LOL

Great write.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/11/2006
hahaha watch out we don't see you wearing a tire for a neckklace!;-) Rufuz you know what to do nip him where it hurts the most;-) woof woof!
Reviewed by A PAX 8/11/2006
RNE Renee???

lol i know its a joke! funny........
don't show her tho!! play it safe
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