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The Dogfather...by Rufuz by Ed Matlack Thursday, November 16, 2006 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

For you I got a proposition, The family comes first, Or you will see my worst, This is a long line tradition… My name is Rufuz & in addition, I run the family from right here in Jersey, No need for telephones, I grease the politicians, Even in our little family we have heifers & Guernsey’s… As long as an animal you are, Just know I am the top dog, the czar, Hey dad get me a cigar, An offshore account we keep, away quite afar… © Rufuz * 11.16.2006

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford	11/16/2006

I always knew you where top dog :-)......and BTW thanks for the toast :-)




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)	11/16/2006

Enjoyed,LOL




Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green	11/16/2006

:) < thass me. :>] < thass Nicky Paws ;>] < thass Sugar the Growler. Sugar and I are grinnin', but Nick is too macho. He & Rufuz would really get into it {he thinks}. Actually, Sugar's the tough one. . .bein' a be-yotch. By the way, we love the gangsta's on your bio page. Great photo!! Gotta go. Got a Family meetin'....Ma the Dogluvva




Reviewed by E T Waldron	11/16/2006

That's the Matlack for you, letting his dog become a dogfather;-) Rufuz you'd better think this one over,I like you the way you were! (too funny humorist!;-) ET




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	11/16/2006

Good to read you again Rufuz!! Daddy still taking a bath??? Bet he will smell better than you can smoking that Cigar!! love Tinka




Reviewed by richard cederberg	11/16/2006

Rufus ... What a gifted mind you have, and it's really nice that daddy-human lets you use his webpage. How in the world did you learn how to use a computer? Atta-boy big guy! Uncle Richard sends big hugs! Richard Lloyd Cederberg




Reviewed by Zahala San Simone	11/16/2006

Ed--this is hysterical!!! Too funny! I've never been much of a pet lover, but I can simply envision this dog...saying this. I think I'd bust a gut! Wendi




Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten	11/16/2006

LOL...Het Rufuz, I'm from Jersey, and I collect heifers, you think I can have a puff? Your too funny, Ed! Love and Peace~ Kimmy~




Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks	11/16/2006

Yeah, Ruf...you go man! Just don't be overly pompous, so that Ed won't catch on to your "tradition". Good to see you poetizing, again :o) Micke