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The Dogfather...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, November 16, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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For you I got a proposition,


The family comes first,


Or you will see my worst,


This is a long line tradition…


 


My name is Rufuz & in addition,


I run the family from right here in Jersey,


No need for telephones, I grease the politicians,


Even in our little family we have heifers & Guernsey’s…


 


As long as an animal you are,


Just know I am the top dog, the czar,


Hey dad get me a cigar,


An offshore account we keep, away quite afar…


© Rufuz * 11.16.2006

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/16/2006
I always knew you where top dog :-)......and BTW thanks for the toast :-)
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 11/16/2006
Enjoyed,LOL
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 11/16/2006
:) < thass me. :>] < thass Nicky Paws ;>] < thass Sugar the Growler.
Sugar and I are grinnin', but Nick is too macho. He & Rufuz would really get into it {he thinks}. Actually, Sugar's the tough one. . .bein' a be-yotch. By the way, we love the gangsta's on your
bio page. Great photo!! Gotta go. Got a Family meetin'....Ma the Dogluvva
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/16/2006
That's the Matlack for you, letting his dog become a dogfather;-)
Rufuz you'd better think this one over,I like you the way you were!
(too funny humorist!;-)
ET
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/16/2006
Good to read you again Rufuz!!

Daddy still taking a bath???

Bet he will smell better than you can smoking that Cigar!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by richard cederberg 11/16/2006
Rufus ...

What a gifted mind you have, and it's really nice that daddy-human lets you use his webpage. How in the world did you learn how to use a computer? Atta-boy big guy! Uncle Richard sends big hugs!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Zahala San Simone 11/16/2006
Ed--this is hysterical!!! Too funny!

I've never been much of a pet lover, but I can simply envision this dog...saying this. I think I'd bust a gut!

Wendi
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 11/16/2006
LOL...Het Rufuz, I'm from Jersey, and I collect heifers, you think I can have a puff?
Your too funny, Ed!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 11/16/2006
Yeah, Ruf...you go man! Just don't be overly pompous, so that Ed won't catch on to your "tradition". Good to see you poetizing, again :o)

Micke



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