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The Easter Flasher...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Sorry folks, the GIF picture will not load...suffice to say you would have been greeted by a rabbit flashing u with his egg...sorry again, Ed


 

 

Now that you’ve seen him,

Is he really all that bad,

Flashing you with his egg,

Better than showing his middle leg…

 

His coat a London fog,

Ok, he really should be flogged,

Though you got to admit, he’s purty cute,

Just that he doesn’t wear his whole Easter suit…

 

So take it like its sent,

Its today the end of lent,

In humor this I send is meant,

If ya don’t like it, well, then get bent…;-)

 

 

© ed 4/12/09


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/12/2009
Nice pick-up. I feel honored, having sent him to you.

Ron
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 4/12/2009
Hi Ed, Gawd, not another one?!?!?! LOL I love the irreverence! And what's a flasher if we can't see his middle leg?

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/12/2009
cute--
Reviewed by larry linville 4/12/2009
Thanks for the greeting and Hoppy Easter to you.
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen 4/12/2009
Thanks for the bunny laugh. I wished the gif worked.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/12/2009
Lil'brother...if Ma catches you with the irreverence she gonna have your hide, luckily fer yah PeeWee ain't around to rat on yah!
Happy chocolate eggs!

Edvard(k) "mum's the word" Elder Magnifico Brother

Reviewed by Darrell and Kathy Adams 4/11/2009
Very cheeky Ed, and fun. Thanks for the chuckle. Be well, Kathy
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