With Pee-wee constantly starting trouble,
Trying to make Ma believe the worst,
He is always trying to burst Ma’s bubble,
I even shave & trim my beard,
So she doesn’t get stuck by the stubble…
That’s right damnit, I am the good son,
I help Ma whenever I can, I am THE one,
And when Pee wee gives her grief,
I am there, Johnny on the spot, to bring her relief…
So in the future when Pee wee treats me bad,
Just laugh at him and be within yourself glad,
Because I KNOW I am the good son & won’t be sad,
And don’t allow yourself to ever at him get mad…
(NOW I HAVE THIS BRIDGE I NEED TO SELL, CHEAP)