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...brains & hair or the lack there of...
by Ed Matlack

Friday, December 23, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Hey there should be a category called HIGH...I get the weirdest writes while there...and since it does not exist, how can I be "there", let along how does an "it" even exist...............


My hair cut short,

Locked here in my fort,

My brains are fried,

What the hell, any port…

 

Jimi playin Machine Gun,

Searching for the word, son,

Oh man this tune is THE one,

Why does God take the good un’s…?

 

Sorry, but I am a bit buzzed,

Hey its Friday, my special night

And this weekend I get a day times three,

Three whole days to be myself quite free…

 

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland 12/30/2011
JOISEY ...

PEEWEE TELLS ME THAT YEW NEVER EVER HAD MUCH OF EITHER ...

HAIR & BRAINS !!! GLAD EWE ENJOYED YER 3-DAY OF 'BUZZ' !!!

A H & H NEW YEAR !!! TERPSICHOREAN TOM TERRIFIC !!!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/25/2011
You and Bill, always tryin' to redefine "it." Patrick
Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/24/2011
Not bad at all, Ed.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 12/23/2011
Not half bad for one of those goofy high sorta guys, there, Ed . . .



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