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Uh oh, he's at it again...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, May 03, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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A rubber lined room is starting to look pretty good...


This writer is again quite high,

Flying with the "burds" in the sky,

Don't ask him why,

In this condition he's as clueless as stir fry...

 

It's not his fault,

Though he can't blame a wife,

It is all because of in general, life,

But again as to the reason,

He is as clueless as is common table salt...

 

But, he doesn't drink,

Nor does he of cigarettes smoke,

So he must have "some" form of addiction,

It does cover up for a time,

All his other mental afflictions...

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/8/2012
Whatever it takes, Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/5/2012
ED ... WE ALL NEED TO 'UNWIND' AT TIMES ...

DON'T 'SWEAT' IT! CHILL OUT!

MAYBE THEM THAR 'MENTAL AFFLICTIONS'

WILL 'TAKE A BREAK' ?
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/5/2012
A new study shows that any addiction, including pot, alters the brain in a fundamental way, making it very difficult to kick any habit, regardless of what it is, because dopamine is the devil that sucks you in the first place.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/5/2012
Give Ma a call - she says she's found a rubber lined room for you.
Reviewed by Richard King 5/4/2012
Sometimes ya just gotta keep on keepin on. Dick
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/4/2012
And it's not even fabulous Friday. I hope you've laid in adequate stores of M&Ms (The diet variety)and potato chips. Cuz p
Reviewed by Ruan Burke 5/4/2012
We all need something and it's better to do that than some of the other horrid things there are to do.

Sounds like it puts you in a pretty cool place.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 5/3/2012
Ed,
Are we high on life or what...
Budd
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 5/3/2012
Watch out for them Government Bandits, the moral inquisition, pays them mega bucks to catch you, smoke it all,before they smoke you out. Bless ya!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/3/2012
I love your illustration!! I was a member of NORML for many many years. Our representatives are working hard in the Senate to get it decriminalized. It will happen. Prohibition wasn'tturned around in a day!!It is better than antidepressants, with no dangerous side effects. Cigarettes cause cancer. The THC in pot cures cancer. Oh, and so many more!! Reach the masses, brother!!!
Reviewed by Paul Berube 5/3/2012
"Uh oh" indeed! We all have those moments; hang in there, my friend.
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