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I hear tunder, oh my...
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Oh gee, oh my, oh shit,

Tunder in the distance,

When I get skeer’d,

I have to do the pee-pee dance…

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Lightening is even worse,

At it when it surprises me, I curse,

Then the wind is awful skeerie,

Pardon me for bein’ terse,

But the storm does approach,

To watch it I am bringing a roach…J

 


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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/3/2012
lol...I don't know how to spell certyain sounds
but the sound is lips hitt'n that roach to not burn
the lips...don't burn the lips ;0
...roach clips & storms
Vickie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/1/2012
A fellow we all know as Ed,
Was so stoned he thought he was dead.
He sat there blinking,
Without any thinking,
Until the smoke cleared from his head.

I posted this as a response to Jerry's "poem" about you the other day. I thought it could also apply here. ☺ Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/30/2012
DOES MA N' PEEWEE KNOW ....

EWE GOT ROACHES? UGH!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout 5/30/2012
I'd be with you in a Thunder storm Ed. Great write.

Rose
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/30/2012
Best way I know to watch a thunderstorm. cuz p
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/30/2012
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Hilarious! I don't like thunder storms either...and my grandmother used to hide under her bed with her rosary beads when a thunder storm came around.....

Anna
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 5/30/2012
Jersey, great little verses, sort of you were struck by lightening, hugs!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 5/30/2012
Whatever flips yer lid, Ed. I get through my trying times, weith cheap California burgundy.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 5/30/2012
Ed,
I know the roaches calms your skeerd feelins
Budd
Reviewed by Ruan Burke 5/29/2012
Wonder how many 'Roaches' you get through...
Love storms
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/29/2012
Wild child of the storm wild!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/29/2012
Wowee we had a terrific one at 4 p.m. cooled things down some, sent it your way of course.
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