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Endowed...
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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•  Drag
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...4 short lines on being short...

No not me,

Me the size of a flea,

Barely able are you to see,

Usable only to pee…J

 

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Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
Ha ha ha, eh ok! (laughing at Ronald Hull)
I do not think size matters unless the person
is shallow. If used well in matters of love
in a loving relationship, feelings alone
give the greater pleasure in life...

You are such a funny man Ed Matlack!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
A franker confession I never heard!

Ron
Reviewed by D. Vegas
Ed, You are a character!

Deborah
Reviewed by Donna Chandler
My mother always told me that big surprises sometimes come in small packages.

Donna
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Us wee ones can kick your ass any day :-))))
Reviewed by Richard King
I had been hearing that you were planning to write a "TELL ALL" book, but I didn't realize it was going to be a "SHORT" story. Dick
Reviewed by Felix Perry
So much for a rich old widow buying you that boat now Ed...
fee
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
This what happens when you get circumsized eh
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Word on the streets is you have to tuck it in your sock to keep it from draggin'!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
Thought. LIL PEEWEE ... wuz yer BRO ?
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Ed,
for myself this was quite humorous. kep them coming.
Budd
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
privacy Ed, Privacy... to many put everything on here......Be discreet!!!!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
noooooooooooo comment
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Nothing to be ashamed of, but nothing to . . . er. . . brag about either, Ed.
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