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Exception to the Rule
by Divinity 11 11

Sunday, January 04, 2004

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remember, always question the rules!
REBEL I TEll YOU
_________________________________________

Don't ever pick your nose.
That's what they've always said,
but I had to reassess this rule
As questions went round my head.
I realized that as our fingers grow,
Our two nostrils grow as well:
Always the right size to accomodate
At least, as far as I can tell.


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Reviewed by Bob Hicks 1/19/2004
there once was a woman named jess ica
a brill- i- ant young poetess ica
who makes my po - ems seem less ica

but i won't thumb my nose
cause (you know how it goes)
i'd wind up with one great big mess ica
Reviewed by A PAX 1/7/2004
you are such an adventurer!!!
dare to go where no man has ever gone before!!!
the final frontier!
very clever cute poem
love it
Reviewed by Michael Morash (Reader) 1/4/2004
You know...you're RIGHT!

Bravo,
Michael
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 1/4/2004
**chuckle** Definitely irreverent, Gypsy! :o)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/4/2004
HAHAH! LOL! Jessica, thank you so much for the laugh! This is so funny!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/4/2004
funny and cute; thanks for sharing, jessica! :D (((HUGS))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 1/4/2004
Yes, I guess we all have a nose for this sort of thing.
Best regards,
Leland
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 1/4/2004
Jessica, this is so humorous, I loved it! Thank you for sending me your link, I added your link to track so I can keep in touch with your writings.

I am from celtic definately...sometimes wish I could have been born in Ireland, but then maybe I wouldn't appreciate it as much. lol.

Have a Blessed New Year,
;) Silver
Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader) 1/4/2004
I think I'd need the nostrils of a rhino to accomodate my stubby fingers !!

...and there was me thinking it was only men that had a preoccupation with picking their noses (I've always found it amusing to watch other people driving their cars in traffic jams .... almost everyone passes the time by picking their noses !!)

You have a very wicked sense of humour !!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/4/2004
I think you are on to something here!
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 1/4/2004
LOL...Oh my...very cute!
Happy New Year
~Nikki~
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