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Cheryl Kaye Tardif
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Vocab and Grammar
by Cheryl Kaye Tardif
Monday, December 27, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.

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©2004 Cheryl Kaye Tardif


Stories, stories everywhere,


In my brain and in my hair,

I think I'll write them, if I dare,

And give everyone a scare.

 

I can write them in the dark,

I can write them for a lark.

I can write them in the rain,

And I can write them on a train.

 

I do so like vocab and grammar,

And I would like them in the slammer.

 

I can write them here or there,

I can write them everywhere.

I can write them in a bush,

I can write them on my tush.

 

Well, I don't mean 'write' them on my ass,

On that, I think I'll have to pass.

But I will write again and again,

Or else I know I'll go insane!

 
 ©2004 Cheryl Kaye Tardif
 
Cheryl Kaye Tardif ~ Edmonton Author


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 6/4/2009
Fabulous! I hear ya!

Anna
Reviewed by Pier Tyler 6/4/2007
(But I will write again and again,
Or else I know I'll go insane!)

I agree! Very interesting, thanks for sharing this with us.
Reviewed by Christelle Harris 11/5/2006
Dr. Suess esqe! It's true...stories often do get bound up in the hair! Cheers!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/6/2005
Delightful, Cheryl. You sure are driven! Thank you for sharing. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 12/27/2004
I don't know my butt is big enough for two chapters but it should be interesting to see the looks on their faces Cheryl.


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