In my brain and in my hair,
I think I'll write them, if I dare,
And give everyone a scare.
I can write them in the dark,
I can write them for a lark.
I can write them in the rain,
And I can write them on a train.
I do so like vocab and grammar,
And I would like them in the slammer.
I can write them here or there,
I can write them everywhere.
I can write them in a bush,
I can write them on my tush.
Well, I don't mean 'write' them on my ass,
On that, I think I'll have to pass.
But I will write again and again,
Or else I know I'll go insane!