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Ideoblog
by Ronald W. Hull

Friday, March 02, 2012
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Alfred E. Newman © Mad Magazine

Thanks Ed Phillips for the great idea to do an idiotic poem...

Guess I've just about offended everyone with this one... ;-)



Ideoblog


As I was ideologging down the Internet superhighway one day,
I happened upon an idiot who had just come out to pray.

I asked of the idiot, "Are you a little moron, today?"
He replied, "Yesterday, I was more off, but I tend to sway."

"Yesterday I was a bit more dumb, but I can hear okay.
Whenever I find the truth, I'm sure to look the other way."

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump, declared.
To verify that truth, blog after blog has been aired.

But stupid continues to call the faithful to the cult of religion,
long after the fallacies unfounded, still ideologically driven.

"I'll fight for my country right or wrong." Sings the imbecile' s song,
and imbeciles grow like weeds, to preach their dogma long.

Nitwits hatch lobotomized lies to match their political season.
So that average Joe can come and go without having to reason.

I watched a retard re-tar the road, because it wasn't concrete.
He made a pass at his sister's ass and wasn't even discrete.

The feebleminded were reminded that they had a lot to lose.
After all their net worth was gone, the last to get the news.

So butthead sat on his brains, just to compress a thought,
what came out wasn't great art, but it sounded just like a fart.

I nitpicked a halfwit to see which way the wind blows,
he picked up a toothpick and stuck it up his nose...

... and so it goes.

Copyright 2012 © Ronald W. Hull

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/18/2012
.......it goes on and on and on and on............for sure!!

Jane
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 3/11/2012
Ronald ~ This is hilarious in compressing thoughts !!
well done :) Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 3/7/2012
Perhaps our common stupidity is highlighted in these days of mass information because it reveals our lack of ability to properly sift through and analyse it to form our own independent "considered" opinion? Bloggs & Co and computer chips do our thinking for us while we go shop. I think there might come a day when I actually feel justified in not succumbing to the social networking scene... though probably I might just be left behind with the dinosaurs in the process...!! xx
Reviewed by Robin Ouzman Hislop 3/7/2012
I've no idea what lobotomized means in the language of the USA, here it means wolf. I guess the reason that the human race remains inherently stupid is that they still don't know what they are but still continue to believe they know what they are by being very good & bad at being helplessly self deceived. Btw, thanks for comment, I knew if was flawed as soon as i'd put it down but couldn't bring myself to tear it up, so I stuck in my AD a/c because I can't submit it for publication.
Reviewed by Odin Roark 3/5/2012
Well for one who usually migrates to serious lyrical composing, this wa indeed a surprising joy to read. There's such an undertow with the work's subtext, disallowing this reader from merely taking in the surface wit, finding instead, the wordsmithing luring me from complacent relaxation into serious consideration of the wisdom oozing forth. Well done, Ron. Well done.
Reviewed by Axilea MU 3/5/2012
Ferocious and funny. And what energy!

Axilea
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/4/2012
RON ... WELL THOUGHT OUT & PRESENTED!

NEXT TIME, U MIGHT ALSO ... UN-BOLT A JILTED JOLTED DOLT ...

OR EVEN ... GIVE AN OATH TO A LOAFER OAF !!! WAS FUN ... TOM...
Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd 3/3/2012
It's sad the lies and exaggerations we have from politicians and big business who are only after power and money. It makes one feel so cynical about our politicians and business leaders. Thanks for reading my poem.
Reviewed by jude forese 3/3/2012
I think my brains just shook around in my head ...down the rabbit hole i go ;)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/3/2012
Like them all, but especially this one which is so sadly true today:

Nitwits hatch lobotomized lies to match their political season,
So that average Joe can come and go, without having to reason.


Reviewed by Budd Nelson 3/2/2012
I salute with my toothpick
budd
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/2/2012
Idoit raises their hand and asks what part do I play? It's a role we all play at some point in our lives. I hang my head, then look up with full miscief in my eyes laughing my head off :-) Thanks for the entertainment.
Reviewed by richard cederberg 3/2/2012
Lively and humorously cheeky. richard
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/2/2012
You haven't offended me YET, but then again I am quite thick, keep on trying though, I'll let you know when or if u ever do...e
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 3/2/2012
I'm in there somewhere. Maybe a lot of somewhere.
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