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  Limericks--Lady from France
by Alan Cook
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Limericks are 5 line poems, usually racy. Here are some about the lady from France.


There is a young lady from France

Who's given to not wearing pants.

This gross impropriety

Is abhored by society,

But at least she's not bothered by ants.

 

There is a young lady from France

Who cannot abide wearing pants.

You really can't tell

Except when she, well,

Does an over-exuberant dance.

 

There was a young lady from France

Who always refused to wear pants.

Her nickname was Cindy,

And when it was windy

Folks glanced at young Cindy askance.

 

There was a young lady from France

Who always refused to wear pants.

When quizzed on this lack,

She snarled, "Can the flack!

My figure they do not enhance."

 

A pretty cheerleader from France

Will not wear her uniform's pants.

She said, "This is slick,

When I kick it's a kick,

The guys give me many a glance."

 

A mini-clad lady from France

Would never take time to don pants.

The men loved to stare

When she sat in a chair;

They always drew straws for the chance.

 

A young lady golfer from France

Can never be bothered with pants.

When she putts on a hill

The men get a thrill

Unless she maintains a closed stance.

 

There was a young lady from France

Who couldn't be bothered with pants.

When out exercising

With moves mesmerizing

She put all the guys in a trance.

 

A young majorette fresh from France

Would not wear her uniform's pants.

She'd draw, when performing,

Such crowds, even storming,

They roped off the streets in advance.

 

A medieval lady from France

Was daring enough to wear pants.

A knight named Sir Faust

Said, "I'd ask you to joust,

But I see that you don't have a lance."

 

There was a young lady from France

Who had an aversion to pants.

She said, "It sounds daft,

It's cold in a draft,

But I hope it will lead to romance."

 

 

 


Alan Cook, Mystery and walking writer


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Reviewed by Lakshmi Sharma 10/29/2013
Those are brilliant limericks on the ladies from France. Loved them.
Could not help writing this after reading your brilliant ones.

A sweet old lady from France
Was in the middle of a solid romance.
Her dancing shoes she strapped,
But her boyfriend she slapped
When he stepped on her toes in a dance.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/10/2011
I love limericks. I think these are great... ...and all of my extended family is from France actually. Thanks, Alan. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Robert Cosmar 5/31/2011
An excellent trek into hilarity, Alan. An enjoyable read ... still laughing at the prospect and the mind pictures you've created.
Robert
Reviewed by John Flanagan 5/17/2011
a very busy young lady indeed,
this lady from France;
great rhythms, Alan, and totally
in the spirit of the form.

John

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