There is a young lady from France

Who's given to not wearing pants.

This gross impropriety

Is abhored by society,

But at least she's not bothered by ants.

There is a young lady from France

Who cannot abide wearing pants.

You really can't tell

Except when she, well,

Does an over-exuberant dance.

There was a young lady from France

Who always refused to wear pants.

Her nickname was Cindy,

And when it was windy

Folks glanced at young Cindy askance.

There was a young lady from France

Who always refused to wear pants.

When quizzed on this lack,

She snarled, "Can the flack!

My figure they do not enhance."

A pretty cheerleader from France

Will not wear her uniform's pants.

She said, "This is slick,

When I kick it's a kick,

The guys give me many a glance."

A mini-clad lady from France

Would never take time to don pants.

The men loved to stare

When she sat in a chair;

They always drew straws for the chance.

A young lady golfer from France

Can never be bothered with pants.

When she putts on a hill

The men get a thrill

Unless she maintains a closed stance.

There was a young lady from France

Who couldn't be bothered with pants.

When out exercising

With moves mesmerizing

She put all the guys in a trance.

A young majorette fresh from France

Would not wear her uniform's pants.

She'd draw, when performing,

Such crowds, even storming,

They roped off the streets in advance.

A medieval lady from France

Was daring enough to wear pants.

A knight named Sir Faust

Said, "I'd ask you to joust,

But I see that you don't have a lance."

There was a young lady from France

Who had an aversion to pants.

She said, "It sounds daft,

It's cold in a draft,

But I hope it will lead to romance."