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  On Lyin' Banking
by Frank Koerner
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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The check is in the mall.....


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                Then
 
  

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, 

His wife could eat no lean, 

And so between them both, you see, 

They licked the platter clean.
 

 

 
 

       On Lyin' Banking

  

Sprat’s jack stack was quite fat 

His ex-wife, who could be mean, 

Accessed it in a mousey way…

Point, Click!  Jack’s account is clean.

 

Copyright © 2012 by Frank Koerner 

 

 

 
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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/4/2012
That's why I write checks. Most amusing. Patrick
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 1/4/2012
Great tale of modern day woes..

Peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/4/2012
LOL,e
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