Mr. Frog's Urge
by Brett Nicholas Moore
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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Mr. Frog lived on a pond,
and had no reason to leave,
until something happened.
Mr. Frog got a hard on.
So, he swam around,
but could not find a Ms. Frog anywhere.
He looked under the water.
He looked over the water.
He looked out of the water,
but he still could not find a Ms. Frog.
Then, something wonderful happened.
Ms. Frog came hopping along.
Mr. Frog tried to jump on her back,
but Ms. Frog would have none of that.
"I don't want to," said Ms. Frog.
"Why not?" he asked, confused.
"Because you don't love me," she said.
"That's ridiculous. We're frogs," he replied.
Ms. Frog said, "don't give me that line,"
and began to hop away and quickly too.
Mr. Frog noticed his balls were killing him,
they were turning blue.
"Okay," said Mr. Frog, "I do love you."
"Oh, wonderful, do you mean it?" asked Ms. Frog.
"Yes, I do," said Mr. Frog who had the shakes.
Then, Ms. Frog let Mr. Frog make sweet love to her.
Mr. Frog's balls were finally relieved from the pain.
He could now go back to the pond,
but he did not want to go back to the pond.
He wanted to stay with Ms. Frog from then on.
So, he must have truly loved her.
Mr. Frog and his balls lived happily every after.
Copyright 2007 Brett Nicholas Moore
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| Reviewed by Lori Moore |
3/9/2007 |
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| I love a happy ending. |
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| Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath |
2/2/2007 |
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now this is truly unique and amusing |
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| Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen |
1/29/2007 |
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So Sweet!
I shall cherish this fantasy evermore!
You are a rascal, Brett!
Carolyn |
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| Reviewed by Crissy Foster |
1/27/2007 |
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LMAO Damn! That reminds me of how my marriage got started.
Someone should let Mr. Frog know that it's not LOVE, it's the fear of going without getting any and the bother of looking for it again that makes him want to stay!
Great Write! |
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| Reviewed by Kate Burnside |
1/26/2007 |
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| Love the dead pan to this, Brett... So anglo-saxon, hence up my... lily pad! :)) Great amoral story... So which came first... the smitten or the leg(over)?! Hopefully Ms Frog and his balls also lived happily ever after, too... and that their love-lust cured his wanderlust. K xx |
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| Reviewed by Jerelyn Craden |
1/26/2007 |
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Okay, it's compilation time. You sucked me in again. Who doesn't love a "once upon a time," story, which it is, making your main character a frog...then turning and twisting it for adult readers.
Fabulous combo. So many of your pieces have this wonderful childlike quality, that you then zap with your fabulous quirky humor and the inevitable punch line. How about a compilation of "like" pieces? I think you'll have a welcoming audience. Great fun, Brett!!! |
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| Reviewed by Tactfully Naive |
1/25/2007 |
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| An amphibius erection as cold as ice - brrrrrrrrr, perish the thought! Certainly needed the long legs to provide the thrust to irigate the ice - ooooooooh, enough to turn a man's teeth pure white! |
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| Reviewed by Randall Barfield |
1/25/2007 |
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| funny as hell this one. where do you get the ideas? keep going and thanks |
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| Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) |
1/25/2007 |
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| Riviting write.. very funny, wonder if they would make a kids picture book of this... |
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| Reviewed by CJ Heck |
1/25/2007 |
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LOL What a quirky sense of humor you have, Brett! This is cute, and clever and so hysterical! NOT a children's poem ... LOL
Love,
CJ |
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| Reviewed by Frances Lynn |
1/25/2007 |
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| Sweet and funny. Illustrates to my mind that beasts are romantic (besides being basic) too! |
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| Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten |
1/24/2007 |
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Your as nutty, if not nuttier, than me! Check out "Frogs Getting A Little Peace", I thought I was the only one with a "Ribbiting Imagination"! Mine was true, though! Well, I guess yours could be too!
ROFLMAO!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~ |
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| Reviewed by Sandie Angel |
1/24/2007 |
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Yay!!!!!! Ms. Frog rules!!!!!!
Well, I hope Mr. Frog will smarten up and won't ping pong hop about with his balls.
Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
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| Reviewed by Guy Hogan |
1/24/2007 |
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| I got a good laugh out of this one. Why? Because, of course, it reminds me of people. And that includes myself. Well, it includes my former self. There's no future in sex without love. Sex is good. Real good. Sex with love is the best. |
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