I MET A FELLOW FROM JAPAN
WHO SPENT ALL DAY WITH HIS FRYING PAN
HE TOLD ME HE LOVED COOKING SUKIYAKI
I TOLD HIM THAT STUFF TASTES GREAT WITH SAKI SAKI
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE SHORT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
I MET A LADY FROM CHINA
WHO INTRODUCED ME TO HER PET MYNAH
WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE THE BIRD TALK
HE JUST STARED AT ME AND SAID 'GO TAKE A WALK.'