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Books
• DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER

• Fifi


Short Stories
• OMIGOSH I MET THIS MOST AMAZING LADY

• A VISITOR?

• THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION AND REPULSION

• OHHHHHH GREAT LORD AMYGDALA

• ALL HALLOWS EVE, SHAKESPEARE STYLE

• THE OTHER PLANET

• The Great Plain of Magadin

• A DAY AT THE BEACH

• A Conversation with Marcus and Fifi

• The Enlighted Man


Poetry
• DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA

• YOUR TWO FEET

• DOES NOT THOU AT TIMES FEEL LIKE A WEED?

• WHENCE I WAS A CELLULAR THING

• A couple of short and sweet poems

• FIGHT

• MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS

• The yogi, yoga, and yogurt

• Life and Death

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Events
• NICE PHOTO AT LAST WEEK'S UCLA/LA TIMES EVENT

• SAN DIEGO CHILDREN'S BOOK FESTIVAL

• OMIGOSH DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER HAS COME TO LIFE

• SUMMER SPECIAL AT SMASHWORDS

• MY BLOG TOUR MY 'BLOGE' TOUR

• Orange County Children's Book Festival

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DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA
YOUR TWO FEET
DOES NOT THOU AT TIMES FEEL LIKE A WEED?
WHENCE I WAS A CELLULAR THING
A couple of short and sweet poems
FIGHT
MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS
The yogi, yoga, and yogurt
Life and Death
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by Marcus Dino
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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EEEEEK HERE'S A DANDY THAT MY RIGHT AMYGDALA JUST MADE UP.....THAT'S THE PART OF THE BRAIN THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH...OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME STUCKUP TYPES WHO WILL SAY....'NO WONDER SHE'S NOT HAD ANY SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS THE PAST 10 YEARS.' YOU HAVE TO RELIEVE STRESS PEOPLE....YOU HAVE TO RELIEVE STRESS...NOW YOU MUST READ THIS POEM AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR EFFECT...ENJOY

F LAROUCHE


 

THE RAT THAT SAT ON THE BAT THAT SAT ON THE HAT THAT SAT ON THE CAT THAT SAT ON THE MAT  SAID:

'AT FIRST I WAS POUTED BUT MY PATIENCE PAID OFF AS I PURPOSLEY PICKED PLENTY OF  PICKLED PRICKLY PEANUT BUTTERED PEPPERED PEAR AND PECAN PIES AT THE PRODUCE SECTION AND PUCKERED MY LIPS AS I LATER SOLD THESE PICKLED PRICKLY PEANUT BUTTERED PEPPERED PEAR AND PECAN PIES TO PLENTY AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE  AND FELT PLEASURE AS I PROFITED FROM POCKETING ALL THESE PEOPLE'S PRETTY LITTLE PENNIES.'

 

 




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Reviewed by Joyce Bell 11/6/2009
LOVELY, CUTE AND FUN! I REALLY DID PRETTY WELL...I THINK. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 11/5/2009
Patently hilarious pucker. Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Eugene Williams 11/4/2009
Wow not bad
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 11/4/2009
Pretty prickly piece...

Be always safe,
Karen


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