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· BROTHERS....SISTERS...

· WE WISH YOU A MERRY SOLSTICE

· OH ATHEISTS OH ATHEISTS

· DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA

· READ IT FAST

· YOUR TWO FEET

· DOES NOT THOU AT TIMES FEEL LIKE A WEED?

· WHENCE I WAS A CELLULAR THING

· A couple of short and sweet poems

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  THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
by Marcus Dino
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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THAT IS YOU KNOW LIKE A MODERN ONE FOR A 21ST CENTURY STRUGGLING GEN Y ACTRESS

F LAROUCHE


ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY AGENT GAVE TO ME

ANOTHER  FAILED  AUDITION THAT SOME BRUNETTE WON

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE POSTMAN GAVE TO ME

A PAIR OF EXPENSIVE GAS AND LECTRIC BILLS

ON THE THIRD OF CHRISTMAS MY FATHER SENT TO ME

3 APPLICATIONS FOR SOME BORING BANKING JOBS

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND HELOS GAME TO ME

4 STRANGE ELECTRONIC THINGS I'D RATHER HAVE SOME RINGS

ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ALOCKI GAVE TO ME

FIVE.......STRANGE........ALIEN.............SONGS.........

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY  MOTHER GAVE TO ME

SIX DUMB REALITY SHOW DVDS

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY KID SISTER GAVE TO ME

SEVEN DIFFERENT STORIES ABOUT A BOY SHE MET

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY RIVAL GAVE TO ME

EIGHT YOUTUBE SHOWS  THAT PRODUCERS REALLY LIKED

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BOSS PETROS GAVE TO  ME

 NINE EXTRA WEEKLY HOURS TO MY SHIFT

ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MARISSA GAVE TO ME

TEN LOVELY ROOMMATE SHARING RULES

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE GREAT WRITER GAVE TO ME

ELEVEN DULL  JANE AUSTEN OR CHARLES DICKENS BOOKS

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BOYFRIEND GAVE TO ME

A CHEAP TWELVE PIECE DINING SET I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ON THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THESE PEOPLE GAVE TO ME.........

A 12 PIECE DINING SET

11 DULL BOOKS

1O LOVELY RULES

9 EXTRA HOURS

8 YOUTUBE SHOWS

7 DIFFERENT STORIES

6 REALITY SHOWS

FIVE......STRANGE.........ALIEN.............SONGS

4 ELECTRONIC THINGS

3 APPLICATIONS

2 EXPENSIVE BILLS....................................................

AND ONE MORE FAILED AUDITION THAT SOME BRUNETTE WON.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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Reviewed by TONY NERONE 12/22/2009
Reads like 12 exciting days. Very humorous writing.

GOD BLESS
Tony
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