Smoked filled room with four gentlemen sitting around a card table playing poker. Man #1 said,"two cards please. I'll raise you two chips. Man # 2 said, One card and, I'll meet your two and raise you two. Man #3 said, I'll see your two and raise you three. Man #3 won. All of a sudden a tall attractive woman with beautiful long black hair that matches her long black trench coat walks in the smoke filled room puffing on a long cigar. The Woman speaks, Can anyone play here? The Dealer looks up If you can stand the smoke, by all means have a seat. Dealer responds We're playing fifty dollars to one hundred dollars per hand. The woman says that's fine. Dealer asked the woman, how did you hear about this poker game? The woman said ,A friend told me. Man #3 , So does poker play you, or do you play poker? The woman smiles I'll let you be the judge of that. The woman says I'll see your two and raise you three. Man #1 says"sounds like you have a hand there".The woman sarcastically says " I believe I have two hands, the last time I looked". The dealer says I see we have a comedian here. The men smirked a little. The woman said, "It's getting warm in here, as she unbuttons her coat. The dealer asked the woman would she like something cold to drink. She responded "no thank-you. The woman got up to stretch and began to unbutton her coat. The men watched and were stunned to see a smoke-filled spray bottle. She then asked all the players to remove everything from your pockets because "SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYE". she took everthing from the men including their money, and then existed the smoke-filled room.
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