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Alla Helgons Natt (All Hallowed's Eve)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Friday, October 23, 2009
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I DON'T HAVE THE 'FLU, swine or otherwise. I'm protected, got shot. =]

Got to wondering how much of a 'bite' the 'flu will have on EDvard's Swedish Halloween Ball, and this is what I threw up. =]

Happy BOO! Day to you!


Won't have to pretend
to GO GREEN
I can
just wear my 'flu face
to the Halloween
Ball.  Will fit right in

with all the sickies
there, the ghosties and
goblins gobbling on
disgusting snacks that
would turn anyone's

stomach siinde out.
Won't have to wear a
mask:  courtesy of
swines, I have my own,
plus sanitizer.

Sorry, Vamp, neck is
off limits unless
you're injecting cures
with those toothy fangs -
somehow, doubt it.  My

body already
burning up; don't need
the flames of hell to
stoke the fever - then
again, might quench it,

as hot as I am.
You wanted me here;
should be quarantined
at home.  If you catch
a bug, don't blame me.  =] 

(c) 2009, Karla Dorman (10/23)




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Reviewed by Sheila Roy 10/31/2009
Sounds like you had fun with this one, Karla. Happy Halloween. Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Dallas D'Angelo-Gary 10/29/2009
Wonderful write, Karla. I love the (injected) humor.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 10/25/2009
KARLA - love the siINde out!

last year, at a Halloween Party contest the winner was a guy with a creative costume - he looked like he was walking - siUPde down.

This year, I'm gonna be a GHOUL wearing GALOSHES - Vomiting Hungarian GOULASH ...

Did I hear you say - uYk? TK>
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/24/2009
Oh oh, another fiendish delight to be enjoyed at the bash. Thanks for sharing Karla..
hugs
fee
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 10/24/2009
LOL...you've captured the spirit of the times, Karla. ~ Sara
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 10/24/2009
Now that should throw something new into the party...thanks for the smiles...
peace, Carole~
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/24/2009
I'd rather have the trick than the swine flu treat, give it to Georg...e
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/24/2009
You "threw up" something really funny Karla.Patrick
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 10/24/2009
Funny and well done. Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/24/2009
Never knew a Vampiresse with flu but I will welcome to the Castle anyone carrying interesting new strains!!!

EDvard

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/23/2009
Clever, apt, and timely, Karla. Well done. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Lori Moore 10/23/2009
Very creative. Love it.
Reviewed by John Flanagan 10/23/2009
Karla,
Smart and funny and wise...and very well written.

John
Reviewed by Diana Wiles 10/23/2009
So cleverly written...I wore a mask...just in case!! Hugs and Love, Diana
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/23/2009
you must be a real witch ms Karla,you are too clever
a poet,to be anything else,I will avoid you for sure;-)
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser 10/23/2009
I'll be in a plastic suit just in case:=) Enjoyed this. Take care.
Reviewed by Dawn Wilson 10/23/2009
Oh my! And I love this, "stomach siinde out."...very clever!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/23/2009
Too funny, Karla; what an interesting (or revoltin') development THIS is! LOL Enjoyed; well done! (Glad you don't have the flu, piggy OR regular!!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D *ACCHOOOOO!* (*Snif!* Oops...sorry! LOL)
Reviewed by The Bear Paw 10/23/2009
Hi Karla, HAHAHAHA! Perfect timing for throwing up! I love it! HAHAHAHA! Good one..... but do get well...

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 10/23/2009
Hah! That'd be a nasty Halloween present for sure . . .
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