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Din[n]er Is Served
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Sunday, October 25, 2009
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Getting in the mood for the Swedish Halloween Ball. =]

... Why don't you go lay down and take a nap? ....


Come.  Sit down.  Take a load off.  You
look beat.  Hard day?  Poor baby.  Give
me your shoes:  there.  Better?  Ooooh,
your neck and shoulders are so tight:  a
drink?  Why don't you go lay down and
take a nap?  I'll finish supper while you
sleep:  hmmmm?  What are we having?
It's a surprise.  I think I'll like it:  if it's
as good as the last (too bad y o u won't
be awake to enjoy it) - din[n]er is served.

(c) 2009, Karla Dorman (10/25)
 

 

 




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Reviewed by Sheila Roy 10/31/2009
Cute, Karla. Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Dallas D'Angelo-Gary 10/29/2009
Uh huh ... and let's not even talk about dessert.
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 10/27/2009
Loved this Karla, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Reviewed by Juliet Waldron 10/26/2009
Ummmmahhhh--no nap, thank-you! ;)
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge 10/26/2009
Ohhh you are so evil
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/26/2009
Yikes! No napping for me, Karla. Cleverly concocted. Love and best wishes, your friend from BC, Canada,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/26/2009
Wow - and Bon Appetite!
Reviewed by Dawn Wilson 10/26/2009
Very clever, Karla! Your mind is sharp!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/26/2009
You have proved to be a sneaky one!!!

EDvard

Reviewed by John Flanagan 10/25/2009
Karla,
Wicked and sharp as a new blade, and dark funny. I like!

John
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/25/2009
oops, not so tired after all, now where did I put those No-Doze Pills

hugs
fee
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/25/2009
...enjoy din(n)er Karla and do watch out for the bones! (so cute, you sure made me smile)
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 10/25/2009
Guess "I'm" the me-at-ball served up for the notorious Halloween Bash, huh??? Nap??... No thanks... think I'll just nip (out) instead! Shame I'll miss your Swedish massage! :)) xx
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 10/25/2009
Scary thoughts there...cute. LadyJ
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/25/2009
Sounds a bit like "Silence of Karla's Lamb". Why not bring your special dish to the fete'
EdVard is always looking for an unusual concoction. Patrick
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 10/25/2009
Yep, you are getting with the program, that is for sure . . . Nice . . .
Reviewed by Jon Willey 10/25/2009
Karla, you do sarcasm with a poetic flare my dear -- witty and humorous to Halloween perfection -- peace and ove my dear friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser 10/25/2009
I think I'll order out thank you.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/25/2009
Now this is a creepy little number! I wouldn't want to be that poor guy! Yarg!! LOL Well done; brava! Happy Hallowe'en.....LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Remind me not to make you mad! LOL
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 10/25/2009
Love the clever humor in this piece, Karla, well done!
peace, Carole~
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/25/2009
witty sarcasm, well used,Karla! You keep surprising us;-(
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 10/25/2009
Very clever and ambiguous. Gotta love it. Hugs, J'nia
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