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My Cat is Fat
by Stan I.S Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)
Thursday, April 16, 2009
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Saga of a Fat Cat

Part One

My cat is fat. He swallowed a rat.

He also eats too much for dinner.

If he was a she,

a lot more like me,

He would be both, cuter and thinner.

We went to a vet, a doc I’d just met.

He promised to make my cat leaner.

To cut off his—you know…

(that stuff down, below).

He said cat would keep his demeanor.

I really can’t blame him; he’s really so macho.

My dear pet—not the doc I’d just met.

My cat did a flip,

Turned at the hip.

And… the jet got the vet soaking wet.

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Stan I.S. Law

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Reviewed by Thomas Mutchler	4/8/2011

A fun read. :-) Tom




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	10/2/2010

Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Stan. Good on the kitty for getting at the vet. LOL! Love and peace, Regis




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)	4/17/2009

Oh my ,poor kitty.... enjoyed... waiting on part 2...stay safe and well..Hugss

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