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  I am a Fat Cat
by Stan I.S Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)
Friday, April 17, 2009
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Saga of a Fat Cat
Part Two




I am a fat cat. I swallowed a rat.
I also ate too much for dinner.
If I were a she,
I must agree,
I would be both, cuter and thinner.

We went to a vet, a doc she’d just met.
He promised to make her cat leaner.
To cut off my—you know…
(It’s just the last straw!)
I would be still too fat, but meaner.

Don’t ever toy with a tomcat’s joy.
Not if you’re a pirate from Somalia…
Don’t be a fool,
remember the rule:
Don’t even touch cat’s regalia.

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Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 3/22/2012
Stan,

I had a very fat cat, he'd run from a rat. He was a 'fraidy cat. Course he wasn't a time cat, just lazy ol' thing. I love your take on an animal's view.

Mary
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/2/2010
Cleverly concocted and well-shared via your verses, Stan. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/26/2009
Giggle....cats are awesome, and you've offered some very helpful advice here. Good job.

Anna
Reviewed by Linda Settles 4/22/2009
When my youngest daughter was about eight years old, someone we knew got a vasectomy. Drawing her conclusions about the event from whispered conversation unintended for her ears, she concluded he had
been castrated. When she was ten, she brought her knowledge up in casual conversation. Imagine her relief (on behalf of the entire male gender) when we explained the true nature of the proceedure. She didn't think anyone should have to go through...that!
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 4/17/2009
Hi Stan, Yep, it's the man's pride! LOL This sounds like my mother's cat... he thinks he's from Somalia... hahahaha

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Linda Hill 4/17/2009
Stan,
Ha ha..enjoyed this little poem!

Many blessings,
~Linda
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/17/2009
Holy cow I love it also..take care...Hugss
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/17/2009
Ha Ha Ha this brightened my day. Love it.
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