Saga of a Fat Cat
(I made my cat promise it’s the last part)
I am the cat that swallowed a rat.
I’d also eaten too much dinner.
But you must agree
that I’m a real “He”,
I can be both, macho and thinner.
Remember the vet, the guy she’d just met,
who’d promised to make me leaner?
He could suck out my fat,
get rid of the rat,
and I would be an all round winner!
Instead of the vet, guy I hardly met,
Put his hand where no one should reach!
I bit on his thumb
I bet it’s still numb.
A lesson I was bound to teach.
So if you ever reach down, where you cannot see,
and lose a finger or thumb, don’t ever blame me.
If you must do so, do it when cat’s a kitten.
And even then, if you're wise, you’ll wear a thick mitten.
Stan I.S. Law
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|Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
I just read your 'Fat Cat trilogy'. Adorable!! No, they don't exactly like to have their you know where removed. I have scars too, female though.
|Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
|Cute, and oh so true! I have the scars to prove it. giggle
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Delightful, Stan. Oddly, I recently wrote this limerick about a "fat cat."
There once was a fat cat named Pat
He sat on a mat by a vat
He was almost dreaming
When he woke up screaming
At a hat-wearing rat with a gat
Love and peace to you,
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|If you must do so, do it when cat’s a kitten.
Very true, and I've got a Fat Cat, too. His name is Fat Louie!
|Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
|Cute, next time be more careful and think first, huh....
Be always safe,
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Oh my, a fat cat for dinner sounds wonderful...Rufuz [w00f]|
|Reviewed by George Carroll
|The ultimate fight to be thinner.|
|Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)