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· A Million Fish

· River Of Peril

· Shooting the Bear


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· Cash Call, A Horror Story For The Small Business Owner

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· The Hero's Crossroads by Todd Mercer

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· A Note From Your Caregiver

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· I Wish I'd Had Bad Credit

· Danger in the Mail

· The Mod, The Mortgage Lenders Scam

· For Love Only

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  Chill, It's No Big Deal
by William Manchee
Tuesday, July 30, 2002


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Recent poems by William Manchee
•  Comin'-In Party
•  My Dad Led Two Lives
•  The World's Unluckiest Man
•  Middle Drawer
•  Ice Pick Widow
•  A Note From Your Caregiver
•  I Wish I'd Had Bad Credit
•  Striper
•  Undaunted
•  Kevin Wells from Trouble In Trinidad, Sept 2001
•  Hacker
•  Danger in the Mail
•  The Mod, The Mortgage Lenders Scam
•  For Love Only
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Get a nasty letter in the mail?
Send us money or we’ll give you hell?
Don’t lose your cool, don’t get upset
Chill, it’s no big deal

Creditor called and wants his bread?
Got to have it now, no more said?
Don’t get upset, don’t be depressed
Chill, it’s no big deal

Constable came knocking at your door?
You’ve been sued, can’t take no more?
Take a deep breath, don’t despair
Chill, it’s no big deal.

Didn’t pay your taxes? Owe a lot?
Accounts been seized. Now your checks are hot?
Take a walk, get some air
Chill, it’s no big deal.

Rent is late? Landlord lookin’ for the cash?.
Wants the rent or you’re out on your ass
Take two aspirin and go to bed
Chill, it’s no big deal

‘Cause when your world starts to crumble
Your lawyer will be sure you don’t stumble
He’ll smile as he takes your cash and tell you
Chill, it’s no big deal


From a future non-fiction title, Yes, We're Open. A guide to Small Businesses Under Siege. Copyright William Manchee 2002

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/14/2002
chuckle
Reviewed by Kacie Rahm 7/31/2002
Though I am confused I thought it was a creative write and enjoyed reading it!
Reviewed by Kathleen M. Kohl (author) 7/31/2002
Wonderful William. I know the feelings you write on well. Though the slam on Lawyers tickled me as to your profession. ;^)
Kathy
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/31/2002
you've been reading some of my rants, haven't you? LOL...what a great write, bill! TEN!!! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. >hehehehe...still laughing out loud! <
Reviewed by Sailor Neptune 7/30/2002
Excellent interesting...
Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan 7/30/2002
:>) Great write, Bill..and easy for you to say...lmao..
Jenni
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