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Valentine's (sad) humor
by Rebecca Lerwill
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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I'm sorry. This lame acrostic is all I could come up with, today. Maybe it's because I can't stand the materialism Valentine's Day has tunred into.


 

Very
Aroused
Lovers
Experience
Near
Trauma:
Immaculate
Nudity
Enhances
Sexuality
 
Dosing
After
Yawn

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Reviewed by Jon Willey 2/23/2009
you're too modest Becca -- as usual, your work is terrific -- this is a happy little acrostic -- got to agree with you too -- nudity sure does enhance sexuality -- much love and peace my dear friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by SOULFUL SHEE G. Pulsing In Passionate Purple PassionS 2/19/2009
WOW, now that's expressing a Valentine Yawn
Still as honest as can be and creatively written Becca!
Immaculte Nudity will stick with me!
Trauma too I won't forget as Lovers Experience...
Hope your day was filled with special loving memories still...
That day is filled with commercialism in my view, I think being creative is more spicy.
WRITE ON!
Warmest of Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Passion Lady SHEExooo

Reviewed by William Bonilla 2/16/2009
Kool Liked it
short by sweet
Loce & peace be with you

William
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 2/15/2009
Hey Rebecca,this is not a lame acrostic.It is very good.To be honest with you,I think Valentine's Day is one of the most overrated holidays of the year mainly because of the fact that it is a hallmark holiday and it is too commercial.Plus Valentine's Day is sort of like a slap in the face to all the single people out there who doesn't have that significant other in their lives.Plus it shouldn't take one day for people to love each other.Thank you for sharing this,take care and thank God the Valentine's Day weekend is over lol

Edwin
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/15/2009
After your poem I will always remember Valentine as a immaculate nudity in front of aroused lovers......sigh!

Georg

Reviewed by ellen george 2/14/2009
This is perfect Becca - you are brilliant!
Happy Valentine's day to you and Troy!
ellen
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 2/14/2009
i agree! clever little acrostic!
Reviewed by Sandie May Angel-Joyce 2/14/2009
This is neat!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/14/2009
I see no reason to apologize here...it says what it is & what it is it says...ed
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/14/2009
I don't do Valentine's Day because I have nobody. I am not looking, but still, it's just another day to me. Good points you raise; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

happy Valentine's Day anyway!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 2/14/2009
Well Becca if this is the best you can do it is definately hot, passsionate and sure got my mind running on high speed. I agree about the too much commercialism and glad to see I am not alone in thinking that way. It is nice to recognize the ones we love with a nice card, flowers or even a supper out but I believe it has become way too expeensive by the greed of the stores and restaurants etc.

Hugs to you sweetie
Fee
Reviewed by Carin' Spirit 2/14/2009
What Valentine's should be... Not sad at all! Warmth and Love to you. Carin'


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