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Chewing Gum Communion
by larry r linville
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How embarrassing! I forgot I had gum in my mouth as I took the Lord's Supper. This poem explores my reactions and final actions.


 

 
The Lord’s Supper is not new to me
I’ve taken and served it many times.
The other day I did something dumb
and there were no good reasons or rhymes.
 
I was handed a piece of the bread
and dipped it in the chalice with prayer.
But soon I noticed a strange substance
in my mouth as I returned to my chair.
 
I had some chewing gum in my mouth
which soon was mixed with the piece of bread.
I couldn’t tell it to anyone
Because my face was a glowing red.
 
Sourdough bread tastes funny with wine.
Spearmint gum doesn’t match either one.
And this crazy new taste in my mouth
gave my mind and body a big stun.
 
With the body of Christ and that gum
blended in the strangest tasting wad
I knew I needed to do something
‘cause I couldn’t spit out the son of God..
 
I was persistent as I chewed and chewed.
The bread was finally ingested.
But I had some new theology
and some thoughts that must be digested.
 
It taught me that God will always be there
in all my sticky situations.
And if I keep doing what I should do
He will straighten out my relations.


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Reviewed by Marianna Arolin
This is absolutely priceless. I have a feeling that God has a sense of humor. Blessings Marianna Jo Arolin
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
This is the first time I heard this one...and from a former Minister yet, it will be not strange if a cop goes to communion with a piece of donut in his mouth! ! !

Georg
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
taught me that God will always be there
in all my sticky situations,
If I keep doing what I should do

If only we all would keep doing, what we should do!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my...very cute dear man...Hugssssss
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Fantastic metaphor Larry . . . Very, VERY good . . .
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
A cute, friendly, humorous story that invited self-introspection--and continued faith. Nice write.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Larry,

And here you are, in the midst of embarrassment, writing poetry about it - self depreciating humor at its best! One with a lesson, too. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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