May 1 2008...Laredo TX...1.55 in the p.m.
Rich men got no money
I know this is true
Rich men got no money
I'll explain this fact to you
I have writ a book you see
The rich man he said, 'WOW!'
'I'd really like a copy!'
So I told him how
I have got some copies
A discount I'll give you
I will even sign it
An autographed book? Cool!
So I brought one in to him
His face a happy pup
'Wow! 'and 'Wow!' he did exclaim
OK Dude pay up!
Then came proof of theory
Rich men, no money's a sure thing
He could not pay me there and then
He said he would in the morning!
Case Proven..Defence Rests!