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A Warm Puppy Pome (sic)
by Kalikiano Kalei
Saturday, February 16, 2008
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There are few things in the world as thoroughly enjoyable as infant animals, including kittens, despite the following whimsy. Personally, I've always preferred puppies and kittens to little human infants, but giving it some thought, I suppose I could warm up to the little buggers if I tried hard enough.



 

A Warm Puppy Pome

 


 

Oh cuddly puppy with snuffling nose,

That piddles so warmly upon my toes,

Your cuteness factor goes off the chart,

With every silent puppy fart.

 

I dedicate this pome to you,

My little producer of puppy-poo.

Despite your faults you make me smile

Although I slip in every pile.

 

For where can one find such a friend

With which to explore ‘round every bend,

Who uncomplaining always is,

As long as he can sniff and whiz.

 

Forget the cats and kittens too,

That neatly bury their effluent goo,

They’ve never yet giv’n me a laff,

As much as you’ve managed to, by half! 
 
 




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Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 3/7/2009
My good man how the hell have I missed you, I will have to take up reading from now on, a treasure of a poem, even a sweet pooch would agree with, as I do wholeheartedly, just wonderful warm piddely truth.
Thank you for sharing Kalikiano Kalei.
Reviewed by John Domino 9/2/2008
You nailed it! Unconditional Love like no other!

Bravo!

JMD
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 3/16/2008
Since this posted on my birthday and I love animals it was a must-read. Agree, haven't found a pup yet to cover it's poop like a cat.

Very enjoyable!

Cynthia
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/29/2008
Awwwwwwwww, adorable! Even with their stinky farts and whining in the middle of the night, and needing to be let out in the middle of the night, one look into puppy eyes and seeing a wagging tail melts me every. Single. Time. And the sound of a kitten's purr ... man. Completely undone. Endearing write that will appeal to the pet lover in all of us. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Huskies probably my favorite :)
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 2/17/2008

Entertaining wit-wise. "A Warm Puppy Pome (sic)" sings to wild-sublime.

In admiration.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 2/16/2008
Sure thang! That's why we called our dawg "Turt faucet" when she was still a youngen.
Very funny!
R~
Reviewed by John Leko 2/16/2008
...flowing thoughts...and fluid rhyme...find humor boxed...in sands of time.
enjoyed Kalikiano...
John


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