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Family Reunion
by Kacie Rahm

Tuesday, August 06, 2002

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Oh, woe is me Oh, woe is me!
I've got to go to a reunion of the family!
Oh, how will my cheeks survive?
After all of the pinching when I arrive?
Oh, why must I go Oh, why must I go?
To hang out with old people teaching me to sew?
Oh, if only I wasn't the only child,
Instead of complaining, I would have smiled!
Oh, I wish that they would forget I existed,
Then on the invitiations, I would not be listed.
Oh, why can't I stay home, and watch TV?
To avoid smelling Aunt Mable's perfume potpourri?
Oh, I guess I should go,
Plaster a smile and say "Hello."
Oh, it's only for one day,
What's that you say?
Oh, it's 15 states away!
Sorry, but I'm here to stay.


Copyright 2002 Kaci Rahm-------
Ugh....family reunions.


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Reviewed by Angie Guevara (Reader) 8/10/2002
i don't like familey reunions either.
Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader) 8/8/2002
:S I have one to go to this next week! :S
Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader) 8/7/2002
Very funny, Kaci. I prefer to be by myself.
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 8/6/2002
cute..however for those without families to reunion with...the opportunity to attend would be wonderful.

debby
Reviewed by Lori Moore 8/6/2002
Very good write.
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader) 8/6/2002
Oh I remember feeling the same way.. butnow, at the young age of 42.. I wish I had spent more time at family reunions. <smile> I stopped going when I was 18... Would turn back the clock in a heart beat and have those people back with me.
Hang in there
this too shall pass.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/6/2002
really..my sentiments exactly. i don't exactly enjoy 'em myself. good write! love, your friend, karen lynn.
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