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Landing
by Jack Kuperman
Monday, December 15, 2008
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Landing on your feet is a mastery.
Not everybody can do it.

Today I saw a cat

Leave third floor's window flying.

They say that each and every cat

Is born for live and not for dying.

 

But this one didn't land on feet

As usualy they do,

She landed square on my head

With so much of mew.

 

"Ouch" wanted I to cry

But tail my mouth corked.

To take her down wanted I

But nails in head were forked.

 

And thus to hospital I came

For cat removal procede.

It's not my furry hat

But daily bad luck dosage.

 

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Reviewed by 000 000 1/1/2009
Ouch! I work in the ER...and have never seen that one. Plenty cat scratches and bites though.
Did this really happen?
Reviewed by Linda Law 12/16/2008
Haha... this is really good... altho the dumb cat in the head is not funny...the story is funny... the poem is good Jack...really good. lindalaw
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