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Bleu Balls by Duke LaRance Saturday, December 17, 2011 Rated "PG13" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan It's the most wonderful time of the year....

*I get Bleu Balls each Christmas* *It's my favorite colour, bleu* *And as my Bleu Balls dangle* *I cain't help but think of you* *As my Bleu Balls dangle* *I jig around the tree* *And when I stop to lift my leg* *You are so kind to me* *You quick plug in the Christmas lights* *Then roar at the result* *The fizzle and the sizzle of* *Bleu Rocky Mountain Oyster Cult* *(C)2011/duke larance/all rights reserved/duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet*

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack	12/17/2011

The old drugstore cowboy poet has still got "it", whatever it is...an irreverent old cuss, but a funny one for certain...Merry Christmas & try to stay warm out there in Big Sky country...ed