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Bleu Balls
by Duke LaRance

Saturday, December 17, 2011
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year....


I get Bleu Balls each Christmas

It's my favorite colour, bleu

And as my Bleu Balls dangle

I cain't help but think of you

 

As my Bleu Balls dangle

I jig around the tree

And when I stop to lift my leg

You are so kind to me

 

You quick plug in the Christmas lights

Then roar at the result

The fizzle and the sizzle of

Bleu Rocky Mountain Oyster Cult

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/17/2011
The old drugstore cowboy poet has still got "it", whatever it is...an irreverent old cuss, but a funny one for certain...Merry Christmas & try to stay warm out there in Big Sky country...ed



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