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Encounter
by Patrick A Granfors
Thursday, March 21, 2013
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Slow afternoon

She had corn pone thighs

And bloodshot eyes

And I guess it wasn’t none too wise

That I offered up this hoochie mamma a drink

Well the band played loud

And the whole damn crowd

Was on their way to getting pretty plowed

When I noticed something that caused my eyes to blink

The hoochie mamma was in no pain

And I guess I never will explain

Why a woman wants to make a man insane

Let alone understand the way that women think

She’d stuck her tongue straight in my ear

So surprised I nearly spilt my beer

As the evening’s agenda became pretty clear

Till I noticed something that made my heart truly sink

Momma’s hot pants had suddenly bulged

It wasn’t long before she divulged

Her name was Frank and she indulged

In the sort of ice dancing that don’t require a rink

Now I hardly drink much any more

I was way too slow to make that door

Got myself a lesson with a perfect score

Beware of Hoochie mammas or you’ll end up wearing mink

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Reviewed by Christine Tsen	3/25/2013

I've missed your engaging lines, Patrick! Christine xx




Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	3/25/2013

Giggle...toooo funny! Anna




Reviewed by Vivian Dawson	3/22/2013

Hoochie Coochie Funny! Loved it!! Lady Vivian




Reviewed by Paul Berube	3/22/2013

OMG is the best I can do today.




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	3/22/2013

It's so good to have your humor back in this dismal place of broken relationships and lost souls! And you tell a pretty fine tale of deception, if I don't say so. When that 60ish skinny woman in gold lame sidled up to me in the bar that time when I was in my 20s making my elderly cousin companion jealous, I couldn't take her up on her offer to share cigarettes and drinks. I guess it was fortunate that I didn't take her up on her offer because I forgot to check if there was a bulge in her pants. ;-) Ron




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	3/22/2013

Ha! Ha! I appreciate your wit and humor and the way this flows smoothly along, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace, Regis




Reviewed by D Johnson	3/22/2013

Patrick...great to see you posting...love your 'encounter' that could have been a night to remember. Cheers, Dan




Reviewed by Tom Hyland	3/22/2013

CUZ PAT... VERY WELL PENNED. RHYME N RHYTHM SEEMINGLY PERFECT. HOOCHIE MAMA... reminds me of when I was a kid. At carnivals they had prizes a little plastic doll rubber banded on a thin cane stick called HOOCHIE KOOCHIE DOLLS! Also Dick Tracy 2 x 4's... Porn pics wif Big Dicks! Hope u r well... Read any MATLACK lately? A Feud may be Brewin!




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	3/22/2013

You have interesting memoirs Cuz!




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton	3/21/2013

Happen to me once. New Orleans. They put me in jail. She was dressed to the nines, looking and passing as a female. It was in the taxi when I groped, had a hand full of what I had plenty off. Hey. You;re preference is your preference, just don't pass yourself off as beint a special that you aren't, especially in the straight bars. I did some time, she lost some teet.




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	3/21/2013

"wearing minnk" or smelling male crotch stink...this was priceless...e




Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger	3/21/2013

~Patrick~ "Encounter" of a Hoochie or you will end up wearing mink..Hilarious!! Good one. Lady Mary Ann

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