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Ear mites,
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER

Friday, March 01, 2013
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Now I don't know if ever you had them, but this what happens when you get to friendly with little critters,

 

Ear Mites,
 
 
 
Them that bites,
Turned all my hearing,
To the thoughts of murder, I am a fearing,
 
Mass murder so to speak,
Mass extinction do I seek,
It’s those mighty mites or me,
Both of us, it just can’t be,
 
With my fingers I have tried,
Into the openings I’ve pried,
But my hearing is too deep,
I feel hear them gnawing in my sleep,
 
It’s hard on me, the feeling kind,
But now they’ve gnawed into my mind,
With constant glee they’re biting,
I cannot reach where they are hiding,
 
I do believe they wish my end,
They’re driving me around the bend,
Come on, I hear them say,
Together all, we will that giant slay,
 
Like army ants, their on the march,
In the inner ear, my deepest arch,
I hear their sergeant yelling loud,
Use your stingers, all about,
 
And God my God, they are a biting,
Within the deepest cracks they’re hiding,
A thousand bites times ten I’m sure,
Every second I endure,
 
This is war I thought, and bought a gun,
I’ll get them bastard Hun,
They’ll all go with a well aimed bang,
And sure enough, he’s sleeping well, very deep sleep, I’m afraid I’ll have to bury him tomorrow, Grace, Oh, I am just foolin, it was only a trial run, we’ll shoot him again tomorrow ha.©01/03/2013
 
 
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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/3/2013
I would not wish those on anyone, Jasmin. Thank you for sharing the humour. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/2/2013
This was funny to a point. I kept thinking about actually having them and enduring them. I have been fortunate to have avoided head lice, crabs, ear mites, ringworm, and all the other itchy bitey things except mosquitoes, deer flies and horseflies.

Not a laughing matter.

A friend's brother discovered a cockroach in his ear. Now that was funny.

Ron
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 3/2/2013
Oh this was quite funny what a great
visual you gave me of your dilemma!
Truly laughing long and hard here...
Take John Flanagan's advise and get that cream!

Hugs

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 3/2/2013
a cool one my friend
budd
Reviewed by John Flanagan 3/2/2013
betasone cream, a little on the tip of
a cotton swab, gets rid of the little blighters;
i hear you loud and clear here, Jasmin, loud
and clear...love the final stanza!

john
Reviewed by John Domino 3/1/2013
Poetic humor expressed well.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/1/2013
Fortunately ear mites,
Only have to do with ears,
And not your sight,
Otherwise you will be scratching your own eyes out,
Rather than shooting that nasty Kraut...;-) e



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