A Blue bird was sittin up far in a tree one day
Singing a song in a most pleasant way
A Hunter took his rifle for huntin that day, and shot up in the sky, and shook the bird loose from the tree
The blue bird fell, and had a big bump from his head, when the hunter shot up there that day
He pulled that trigger, but didn't have the heart and the blue bird got nervous and farted away
The stink bomb was so horrific, that it frightened the hunter away
When a blue bird is sittin far up in a tree, it's best you leave them be, or they might fart on you
And that would be most unpleasant for you and me