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Grilled Cheese Jesu
By Kurt J Peterson
Wednesday, October 13, 2010

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The image of a man appears on a sandwich made by the Mother of Jesus. Everyone can see the image but Jesus.

 

08.1 Grilled Cheese Jesú
 
Author’s Note: A little-known side note of history of interest especially to gastronomes, epicures and connoisseurs du fromage is the fact that Mary the Mother of Jesus is credited with inventing the grilled cheese sandwich. Legend tells us that Mary was inspired to fill pita bread with her homemade goat cheese and then toast the whole thing in the oven. The sandwich, brushed with olive oil, browned nicely and was often served with fig jam. It was called pita velvita frita; in Aramaic literally meaning ‘bread cheese fried’.
 
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And, lo, it came to pass one day when the youngster Jesus had reached the age of 7 years, 2 months and 22 days, that Mary, the mother of Jesus, was preparing pita velvita frita for Jesus and the other children and one portion was left too long on the fire. She snatched it out almost burning her fingers in the process and handed it to Jesus saying, “Be careful you don’t burn yourself. It’s hot!”
 
Jesus took the pita gingerly in his fingers and returned thanks, but before he could eat of it, Little Simon, sitting next to him, exclaimed, “Jesú! Look at your pita! There’s a picture on it!!”
 
“Where?” cried Jesus. “I don’t see anything.” The other children crowded in to see the image.
 
“Oh,” cried Judas and Joses in unison. “It’s a face!”
 
“Heavens to Bethsaida!!” cried James. “The face of a man!”
 
“I don’t see anything!” said Jesus, keen to be in on the fun of this wonder.
 
“It’s right there!” cried one of the girls. “See, beard, moustache, long hair. His nose is that real dark spot.” 
 
But Jesus, frustration showing on his face, said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t see anything. It’s just spots!”
 
“It’s plain as day,” said James with a yawn, already tiring of this because it wasn’t his own piece of bread.
 
“I can’t see it!!” said Jesus who was beginning to get angry with himself.
 
“I think the man is laughing,” said Joses.
 
“Quit playing with your food,” admonished Mary. “Everything is ready. Here. Take. Eat. All of you. Remember the Lord who gives us bread.”
 
Each of the other children took a piece of bread and returned thanks, but instead of eating, they all carefully examined both sides of their bread to see if there were any miraculous images on their own pieces.
 
Jesus was holding his bread high up in the light and examining it minutely and from different angles but was unable to see what the others saw in the bread.
 
He hmphed hard through his nose, then held the bread right in from of his eyes and slowly moved the piece of bread away from his eyes, hoping in that way to see the image. Still nothing.
 
“All of you!” insisted Mary. “Eat!”
 
Gradually, each child gave up the search for images in their bread and ate.
 
She softly sang a song as the children ate.
 
“Bread is Life.
Life is Bread.
G-d is Bread to the hungry.
Come to us, oh Lord, as bread for the eating.
May we hunger for You, dear Lord, as we hunger for bread.
May we hunger for Your righteousness as we hunger for bread.
Remember us, oh Lord, and give us bread each day.
 
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